Can I put this book down now?
I already know how it ends
The hero sucks
He never gets the girl
There is no happy ending
Just a setup for a sequel
That tells the same story
With different names
In different places
But in the same three acts
With no real conclusion
Just plodding ever onward
Without so much as a point
There’s no hidden meaning
There’s no greater message
Just a guy
And a girl
Never meant to be together
No matter how right it seems
